F*ck Dice Sets

14 products

Kickstarted in August 2024

In August 2024, 1,044 backers funded Fuck Dice for $97,930 CAD and hit almost every stretch goal. We delivered the full campaign in under three months, making it our quickest‑fulfilled Kickstarter yet.

Original Kickstarter Campaign →

Watch the Kickstarter Trailer

Huge thanks to Dizzy the Bard for spitting fire on our Kickstarter track

Why People Love Only Crits

  • 🛡️ 6-Month Product Warranty

    Every Only Crits product is backed by a 180-day warranty against defects, damage, or manufacturing issues.

  • 🔄 60-Day Free Returns

    Not satisfied? We offer hassle-free returns within 60 days no questions asked, no risk to you.

  • 💬 24/7 Customer Support

    Need help? Our support team is available around the clock to answer questions and solve issues.

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Are These Easy to Read?

We design every set with readability in mind, clean numbers, high contrast, no squinting required.

Don’t love it? Swap it for a different set, no problem.

Yes, They’re Balanced

We call ourselves Only Crits, but our dice play fair. You might just be unlucky...

We test every set to roll fair and feel great at the table.

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F*ck Me Sharp Edge Dice Set

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  • Smiling Bob World Builder with glasses and a green cap standing in a forest, wearing a backpack

    Bob World Builder

    "Through sponsorships and even producing my own custom dice set, I've been a happy partner of Only Crits for almost two years now."

    Bob World Builder Set 
  • Cartoon-style avatar of Blaien Simple, a red-haired character in a white uniform with a police hat, pointing with a green bird on their finger

    Blaine Simple

    "Only Crits has been making uniquely stunning tabletop products for years."

    Created Blaine Simple's Kickstarter dice set.

    Silver's Monster Girl Manual! 
  • NoNat1s smiling while holding colorful D&D dice in his hand, wearing a black cap and flannel shirt

    NoNat1s

    "Our experience with Only Crits have shown us their dedication to quality products, iterative design and their attention to detail."

    Watch NoNat1s on YouTube 
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Yes, They Look Like That

We shoot our dice in natural light with no filters or fancy editing. What you see is what you get. If something looks off, we’ll make it right.

Only Crits on Shipping

We’ve delivered over 40,000+ orders to TTRPG Players around the world.

📦 Tracked Shipping
🌎 Global Delivery in 4–8 Business Days
💬 24/7 Support If Anything Goes Wrong

Zero-Risk Rolling

We stand behind every set we make. If you’re not completely happy within 60 days, send it back. No questions. No return shipping. No hassle.

We’ll make it right. Guaranteed.

Know Before You Roll (FAQ)

What if I don’t like my dice?

Try them out. If you’re not 100% happy, return them within 60 days, we’ll cover it.

How long will my dice take to arrive?

Orders ship in 2–5 business days and usually arrive within 4–8 business days.

Will the dice look as good as the photos?

We photograph every set in natural light with no filters.

What you see is what you’ll unbox, and if anything’s off, we’ll make it right.

What if something arrives broken or wrong?

No stress. Just email us, we’ll send a replacement (and maybe a little bonus 😉)

Can I still get the Kickstarter rewards?

While some exclusive items from the original campaign are no longer available, many products from the kickstarter are still in stock.

Click here to view all available F*ck Dice products.